Top 10 Embarrassing Things When You’re Old

Certainly there are more than 10 embarrassing things that happen to old folks; in fact there are an embarrassment of riches when it comes to embarrassment. But here is a first attempt at a top ten:

  1. Balding head / bushy ears.
  2. Your nephew calls you at 5:00 to invite you to dinner … but you’ve already eaten.

  1. Your breakfast discussions are about poop and regularity.
  2. Coupons. Lots of friggin coupons.
  3. All of your phones have those big-assed keys on them.
  4. The tattoo of your pet doberman now looks like a Shar Pei.
  5. Your scooter basket nicely holds the stool sample you are delivering.
  6. Black knee-socks and shorts.
  7. You think your “old farts rule” hat is hilarious.

and the number one embarrassing thing is:

  1.   … Mistakenly delivered stool sample to the bank, not the lab.

And no, this list wasn’t based on personal experience (OK, maybe a couple of items).

Cheers, sneers,
Old Dude


  1. Hi Doug,
    Great website. Very professional presentation.
    Very entertaining. Laughed from start to finish.
    Looking forward to future comments and stories.

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