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Top 10 Signs That You’ve Quit Caring

Old Dude’s Top 10

Do we stop caring what people think of us as we get older?
Here are my Top 10 signs that you’ve stopped caring (if you catch yourself either thinking or saying the following):

  1. “Let’s see, what color sweat pants should I wear to the mall?”
  2. “Darn it, I know I have 19 cents in my purse somewhere.”

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Top 10 Embarrassing Things When You’re Old

Certainly there are more than 10 embarrassing things that happen to old folks; in fact there are an embarrassment of riches when it comes to embarrassment. But here is a first attempt at a top ten:

  1. Balding head / bushy ears.
  2. Your nephew calls you at 5:00 to invite you to dinner … but you’ve already eaten.

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