MonthMay 2016

Top 10 Things NOT to Say to U.S. Customs

Most Canadian Snowbirds are used to the drill at U.S. Customs when entering the states. But if you’re new to travelling south, or aren’t sure about the expectations, then here’s a starter course for you.

Top 10 Responses That Will Definitely Delay (or kill) Your Visit

Old Dude would recommend answering officials’ questions succinctly and promptly, and not to offer additional (unsolicited) information. When driving to the U.S., here is my top ten list of things not to say to customs officials:

  1. We don’t know how long we’re staying.
  2. What’s the matter, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

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“My wife keeps complaining that I don’t finish anything that I start. But I’ll show her a thing or   ”

– Old Dude

Top 10 Text Messages From Your Dog

If your dog could text, here are 10 things the text message might say:

  1. Drop your remote, already, I’ve got an itch under my collar.
  2. You know, I’ve been staring at your plate for 20 minutes. One morsel, just one friggin morsel!

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“Some mornings, it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.”

— Emo Philips

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